Read the Bible in a Year

Each day, we'll post passages so that you can read the Bible in one year. This is part of The Colossians 13:16 Project, sponsored by Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia. You're invited to worship with us Sundays, at 11:00 a.m. or Saturdays, at 6:30 p.m. You may also want to consider joining one our adult Bible Studies: Thursdays at 12:00 noon and Sundays at 9:30 a.m. and 10:00 a.m. We also have a full range of programs for children. If you want more information about the church, check out the other blogs. And please feel free to leave any comments.

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Monday, November 4, 2019

Bible Readings for November 2, 2019

Today our passages are Ezekiel 3:16–6:14; Hebrews 4:1-16; Psalm 104:24-35; and Proverbs 26:27.   The readings are from the Contemporary English VersionIf you find these readings helpful, please consider sending an offering directly to Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia or through PayPal by using the link below.
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Ezekiel 3:16-6:14Contemporary English Version (CEV)

The Lord Appoints Ezekiel To Stand Watch

16 Seven days after I had seen the brightness of the Lord’s glory, the Lordsaid:
17 Ezekiel, son of man, I have appointed you to stand watch for the people of Israel. So listen to what I say, then warn them for me. 18 When I tell wicked people they will die because of their sins, you must warn them to turn from their sinful ways so they won’t be punished. If you refuse, you are responsible for their death. 19 However, if you do warn them, and they keep on sinning, they will die because of their sins, and you will be innocent.
20 Now suppose faithful people start sinning, and I decide to put stumbling blocks in their paths to make them fall. They deserve to die because of their sins. So if you refuse to warn them, I will forget about the times they were faithful, and I will hold you responsible for their death. 21 But if you do warn them, and they listen to you and stop sinning, I will let them live. And you will be innocent.

Ezekiel Cannot Talk

22 The Lord took control of me and said, “Stand up! Go into the valley, and I will talk with you there.”
23 I immediately went to the valley, where I saw the brightness of the Lord’s glory, just as I had seen near the Chebar River, and I bowed with my face to the ground. 24 His Spirit took control of me and lifted me to my feet. Then theLord said:
Go back and lock yourself in your house! 25 You will be tied up to keep you inside, 26 and I will make you unable to talk or to warn those who have rebelled against me. 27 But the time will come, when I will tell you what to say, and you will again be able to speak my message.a] Some of them will listen; others will be stubborn and refuse to listen.

Ezekiel Acts Out an Attack on Jerusalem

The Lord said:
Ezekiel, son of man, find a brick and sketch a picture of Jerusalem on it.Then prepare to attack the brick as if it were a real city. Build a dirt mound and a ramp up to the top and surround the brick with enemy camps. On every side put large wooden poles as though you were going to break down the gate to the city. Set up an iron pan like a wall between you and the brick. All this will be a warning for the people of Israel.
4-5 After that, lie down on your left side and stay there for three hundred ninety days as a sign of Israel’s punishmentb]—one day for each year of its suffering. Then turn over and lie on your right side forty more days. That will be a sign of Judah’s punishment—one day for each year of its suffering.
The brick stands for Jerusalem, so attack it! Stare at it and shout angry warnings. I will tie you up, so you can’t leave until your attack has ended.
Get a large bowl. Then mix together wheat, barley, beans, lentils, and millet, and make some bread. This is what you will eat for the three hundred ninety days you are lying down. 10 Eat only a small loaf of bread each day 11 and drink only two large cups of water. 12 Use dried human waste to start a fire, then bake the bread on the coals where everyone can watch you. 13 When I scatter the people of Israel among the nations, they will also have to eat food that is unclean, just as you must do.c]
14 I said, “Lord God, please don’t make me do that! Never in my life have I eaten food that would make me unacceptable to you. I’ve never eaten anything that died a natural death or was killed by a wild animal or that you said was unclean.”
15 The Lord replied, “Instead of human waste, I will let you bake your bread on a fire made from cow manure. 16 Ezekiel, the people of Jerusalem will starve. They will have so little food and water that they will be afraid and hopeless. 17 Everyone will be shocked at what is happening, and, because of their sins, they will die a slow death.”

Jerusalem’s Coming Destruction

The Lord said:
Ezekiel, son of man, get a sharp sword and use it to cut off your hair and beard. Weigh the hair and divide it into three equal piles. After you attack the brick that stands for Jerusalem, burn one pile of your hair on the brick. Chop up the second pile and let the small pieces of hair fall around the brick. Throw the third pile into the wind, and I will strike it with my own sword.
Keep a few of the hairs and wrap them in the hem of your clothes. Then pull out a few of those hairs and throw them in the fire, so they will also burn. This fire will spread, destroying everyone in Israel.
I am the Lord God, and I have made Jerusalem the most important place in the world, and all other nations admire it. But the people of Jerusalem rebelled and refuse to obey me. They ignored my laws and have become even more sinful than the nations around them.
So tell the people of Jerusalem:
I am the Lord God! You have refused to obey my laws and teachings, and instead you have obeyed the laws of the surrounding nations. You have become more rebellious than any of them! Now all those nations will watch as I turn against you and punish you for your sins. Your punishment will be more horrible than anything I’ve ever done or will ever do again.10 Parents will be so desperate for food that they will eat their own children, and children will eat their parents. Those who survive this horror will be scattered in every direction.
11 Your disgusting sins have made my temple unfit as a place to worship me. So I swear by my own life that I will turn my back on you and show you no pity. 12 A third of you will die here in Jerusalem from disease or starvation. Another third will be killed in war. And I will scatter the last third of you in every direction, then track you down and kill you.
13 You will feel my fierce anger until I have finished taking revenge. Then you will know that I, the Lord, was furious because of your disobedience.14 Every passerby will laugh at your destruction. Foreign nations 15 will insult you and make fun of you, but they will also be shocked and terrified at what I did in my anger. 16 I will destroy your crops until you starve to death, and disasters will strike you like arrows. 17 Starvation and wild animals will kill your children. I’ll punish you with horrible diseases, and your enemies will strike you down with their swords. I, the Lord, have spoken.

Israel Is Doomed

The Lord God said:
Ezekiel, son of man, face the hills of Israel and tell them:
Listen, you mountains and hills, and every valley and gorge! I, the Lord, am about to turn against you and crush all the places where foreign gods are worshiped. Every altar will be smashed, and in front of the idols I will put to death the people who worship them. Dead bodies and bones will be lying around the idols and the altars. Every town in Israel will be destroyed to make sure that each shrine, idol, and altar is smashed—everything the Israelites made will be a pile of ruins. All over the country, your people will die. And those who survive will know that I, the Lord, did these things. I will let some of the people live through this punishment, but I will scatter them among the nations, where they will be prisoners. And when they think of me, they will realize that they disgraced me by rebelling and by worshiping idols. They will hate themselves for the evil things they did, 10 and they will know that I am the Lord and that my warnings must be taken seriously.
11 The Lord God then said:
Ezekiel, beat your fists together and stomp your feet in despair! Moan in sorrow, because the people of Israel have done disgusting things and now will be killed by enemy troops, or they will die from starvation and disease.12 Those who live far away will be struck with deadly diseases. Those who live nearby will be killed in war. And the ones who are left will starve to death. I will let loose my anger on them! 13 These people used to offer incense to idols at altars built on hills and mountaintops and in the shade of large oak trees. But when they see dead bodies lying around those altars, they will know that I am the Lord. 14 I will make their country a barren wasteland, from the Southern Desert to the town of Diblah in the north. Then they will know that I, the Lord, have done these things.

Footnotes:

  1. 3.27 again. . . speak my message: See 33.21,22.
  2. 4.4,5 Israel’s punishment: Israel here refers to the northern kingdom that was destroyed in 722 B.C.
  3. 4.13 have to eat food that is unclean, just as you must do: The Lord had forbidden the people of Israel to mix certain things (see Deuteronomy 22.9-11), and so the people would not have been allowed to eat this bread under normal conditions. It is used here to show that when a city is under attack, people eat whatever food is left, even if the Lord had said it was unclean.

 
Hebrews 4:1-16 Contemporary English Version (CEV)

The promise to enter the place of rest is still good, and we must take The promise to enter the place of rest is still good, and we must take care that none of you miss out. We have heard the message, just as they did. But they failed to believe what they heard, and the message did not do them any good. Only people who have faith will enter the place of rest. It is just as the Scriptures say,
“God became angry
    and told the people,
‘You will never enter
    my place of rest!’”
God said this, even though everything has been ready from the time of creation. In fact, somewhere the Scriptures say that by the seventh day, God had finished his work, and so he rested. We also read that he later said, “You people will never enter my place of rest!” This means that the promise to enter is still good, because those who first heard about it disobeyed and did not enter. Much later God told David to make the promise again, just as I have already said,
“If you hear his voice today,
    don’t be stubborn!”
If Joshua had really given the people rest, there would not be any need for God to talk about another day of rest. But God has promised us a Sabbath when we will rest, even though it has not yet come. 10 On that day God’s people will rest from their work, just as God rested from his work.
11 We should do our best to enter that place of rest, so that none of us will disobey and miss going there, as they did. 12 What God has said isn’t only alive and active! It is sharper than any double-edged sword. His word can cut through our spirits and souls and through our joints and marrow, until it discovers the desires and thoughts of our hearts. 13 Nothing is hidden from God! He sees through everything, and we will have to tell him the truth.

Jesus Is the Great High Priest

14 We have a great high priest, who has gone into heaven, and he is Jesus the Son of God. That is why we must hold on to what we have said about him. 15 Jesus understands every weakness of ours, because he was tempted in every way that we are. But he did not sin! 16 So whenever we are in need, we should come bravely before the throne of our merciful God. There we will be treated with undeserved kindness, and we will find help.


Psalm 104:24-35Contemporary English Version (CEV)

24 Our Lord, by your wisdom
    you made so many things;
    the whole earth is covered
    with your living creatures.
25 But what about the ocean
    so big and wide?
    It is alive with creatures,
    large and small.
26 And there are the ships,
    as well as Leviathan,a]
    the monster you created
    to splash in the sea.
27 All of these depend on you
    to provide them with food,
28 and you feed each one
with your own hand,
    until they are full.
29 But when you turn away,
    they are terrified;
    when you end their life,
    they die and rot.
30 You created all of them
    by your Spirit,
    and you give new life
    to the earth.
31 Our Lord, we pray
that your glory
    will last forever
and that you will be pleased
    with what you have done.
32 You look at the earth,
    and it trembles.
    You touch the mountains,
    and smoke goes up.
33 As long as I live,
    I will sing and praise you,
    the Lord God.
34 I hope my thoughts
    will please you,
    because you are the one
    who makes me glad.
35 Destroy all wicked sinners
from the earth
    once and for all.
With all my heart
I praise you, Lord!
    I praise you!

Footnotes:

  1. 104.26 Leviathan: See the note at 74.14.

 

Proverbs 26:27Contemporary English Version (CEV)

27 If you dig a pit,
    you will fall in;
    if you start a stone rolling,
    it will roll back on you.

 
Verse of the Day
 
But you are God’s chosen and special people. You are a group of royal priests and a holy nation. God has brought you out of darkness into his marvelous light. Now you must tell all the wonderful things that he has done.
 

James Polk restored.jpgThought for the Day

 The 11th President of the United States (1845–1849), James K. Polk wrote, “No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure.”

A Joke for Today

Image result for Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyerThree friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.

The farmer said, “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No problem,” chimed the Rabbi, “My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory.” With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.

Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. “What’s wrong?” asked the farmer.  He replied, “I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can’t sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal.”

His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurred. There was a knock on the door.  “What’s wrong, now?” the farmer asked.  The Hindu holy man replied, “I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can’t sleep on holy ground!”

Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.

Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door.

Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there stood…

The pig and the cow.

Friday, November 1, 2019

A Thought from the Word



A brief though based on 1 Peter 5:8-9 - “Be on your guard and stay awake. Your enemy, the devil, is like a roaring lion, sneaking around to find someone to attack. But you must resist the devil and stay strong in your faith. You know that all over the world the Lord's followers are suffering just as you are.”

Bible Readings for November 1, 2019

Today our passages are Ezekiel 1:1–3:15; Hebrews 3:1-19; Psalm 104:1-23; and Proverbs 26:24-26.  The readings are from the Contemporary English VersionIf you find these readings helpful, please consider sending an offering directly to Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia or through PayPal by using the link below.
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Ezekiel 1-3:15 (Contemporary English Version)


Ezekiel 1

Ezekiel Sees the LORD's Glory
 1-3I am Ezekiel--a priest and the son of Buzi. a] Five years after King Jehoiachin of Judah had been led away as a prisoner to Babylonia, I was living near the Chebar River among those who had been taken there with him. Then on the fifth day of the fourth month b] of the thirtieth year, c] the heavens suddenly opened. The LORD placed his hand upon me d] and showed me some visions. 4I saw a windstorm blowing in from the north. Lightning flashed from a huge cloud and lit up the whole sky with a dazzling brightness. The fiery center of the cloud was as shiny as polished metal, 5and in that center I saw what looked like four living creatures. They were somewhat like humans, 6except that each one had four faces and four wings. 7Their legs were straight, but their feet looked like the hoofs of calves and sparkled like bronze. 8Under each of their wings, these creatures had a human hand. 9The four creatures were standing back to back with the tips of their wings touching. They moved together in every direction, without turning their bodies.
    10Each creature had the face of a human in front, the face of a lion on the right side, the face of a bull on the left, and the face of an eagle in back. 11Two wings e] of each creature were spread out and touched the wings of the creatures on either side. The other two wings of each creature were folded against its body. 12Wherever the four living creatures went, they moved together without turning their bodies, because each creature faced straight ahead. 13The creatures were glowing like hot coals, and I saw something like a flaming torch moving back and forth among them. Lightning flashed from the torch every time its flame blazed up. f] 14The creatures themselves moved as quickly as sparks jumping from a fire. g] 15I then noticed that on the ground beside each of the four living creatures was a wheel, h] 16shining like chrysolite. i] Each wheel was exactly the same and had a second wheel that cut through the middle of it, j] 17so that they could move in any direction without turning. 18The rims of the wheels were large and had eyes all the way around them. k] 19-21The creatures controlled when and where the wheels moved--the wheels went wherever the four creatures went and stopped whenever they stopped. Even when the creatures flew in the air, the wheels were beside them. 22-23Above the living creatures, I saw something that was sparkling like ice, and it reminded me of a dome. Each creature had two of its wings stretched out toward the creatures on either side, with the other two wings folded against its body. 24Whenever the creatures flew, their wings roared like an ocean or a large army or even the voice of God All-Powerful. And whenever the creatures stopped, they folded their wings against their bodies.
    25When the creatures stopped flapping their wings, I heard a sound coming from above the dome. 26I then saw what looked like a throne made of sapphire, l] and sitting on the throne was a figure in the shape of a human. 27From the waist up, it was glowing like metal in a hot furnace, and from the waist down it looked like the flames of a fire. The figure was surrounded by a bright light, 28as colorful as a rainbow that appears after a storm. I realized I was seeing the brightness of the LORD's glory! So I bowed with my face to the ground, and just then I heard a voice speaking to me.
   

Ezekiel 2

The LORD Chooses Ezekiel
 1The LORD m] said, "Ezekiel, son of man, n] I want you to stand up and listen." 2After he said this, his Spirit took control of me and lifted me to my feet. Then the LORD said: 3Ezekiel, I am sending you to the people of Israel. They are just like their ancestors who rebelled against me and refused to stop. 4They are stubborn and hardheaded. But I, the LORD God, have chosen you to tell them what I say. 5Those rebels may not even listen, but at least they will know that a prophet has come to them.
    6Don't be afraid of them or of anything they say. You may think you're in the middle of a thorn patch or a bunch of scorpions. But be brave 7and preach my message to them, whether they choose to listen or not. 8Ezekiel, don't rebel against me, as they have done. Instead, listen to everything I tell you.
   And now, Ezekiel, open your mouth and eat what I am going to give you.
    9Just then, I saw a hand stretched out toward me. And in it was a scroll. o] 10The hand opened the scroll, and both sides of it were filled with words of sadness, mourning, and grief.

Ezekiel 3


 1The LORD said, "Ezekiel, son of man, after you eat this scroll, go speak to the people of Israel."
    2-3He handed me the scroll and said, "Eat this and fill up on it." So I ate the scroll, and it tasted sweet as honey.
    4The LORD said:
   Ezekiel, I am sending you to your own people. 5-6They are Israelites, not some strangers who speak a foreign language you can't understand. If I were to send you to foreign nations, they would listen to you. 7But the people of Israel will refuse to listen, because they have refused to listen to me. All of them are stubborn and hardheaded, 8so I will make you as stubborn as they are. 9You will be so determined to speak my message that nothing will stop you. I will make you hard like a diamond, and you'll have no reason to be afraid of those arrogant rebels.
    10Listen carefully to everything I say and then think about it. 11Then go to the people who were brought here to Babylonia with you and tell them you have a message from me, the LORD God. Do this, whether they listen to you or not.
    12The Spirit p] lifted me up, and as the glory of the LORD started to leave, q] I heard a loud, thundering noise behind me. 13It was the sound made by the creatures' wings as they brushed against each other, and by the rumble of the wheels beside them. 14Then the Spirit carried me away. The LORD's power had taken complete control of me, and I was both annoyed and angry.
    15When I was back with the others living at Abib Hill near the Chebar River, I sat among them for seven days, shocked at what had happened to me.
   
Footnotes:
  1. Ezekiel 1:1 a priest and the son of Buzi: Or "the son of Buzi the priest."
  2. Ezekiel 1:1 Five years. . . prisoner. . . fourth month: Probably July of 593 B.C.
  3. Ezekiel 1:1 thirtieth year: The event from which this date is figured is unknown.
  4. Ezekiel 1:1 The LORD placed his hand upon me: This was a sign that the LORD had chosen Ezekiel to be his prophet.
  5. Ezekiel 1:11 Two wings: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text.
  6. Ezekiel 1:13 up: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text of verse 13.
  7. Ezekiel 1:14 as sparks jumping from a fire: Or "as flashes of lightning."
  8. Ezekiel 1:15 wheel: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text of verse 15.
  9. Ezekiel 1:16 chrysolite: A precious stone that has an olive green color.
  10. Ezekiel 1:16 a second wheel that cut through the middle of it: Or "a smaller wheel inside it."
  11. Ezekiel 1:18 them: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text of verse 18.
  12. Ezekiel 1:26 sapphire: A precious stone that has a blue color.
  13. Ezekiel 2:1 The LORD: Hebrew "The voice."
  14. Ezekiel 2:1 Ezekiel, son of man: The Hebrew text has "Son of man," which is often used in this book when the LORD speaks directly to Ezekiel. It means that Ezekiel is a mere human, yet he is the one the LORD has chosen to be his prophet who speaks for him to the people of Israel.
  15. Ezekiel 2:9 scroll: A roll of paper or special leather used for writing on.
  16. Ezekiel 3:12 The Spirit: Or "A wind."
  17. Ezekiel 3:12 as the glory of the LORD started to leave: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text.

Hebrews 3:1-19 (Contemporary English Version)


Hebrews 3

Jesus Is Greater than Moses
 1My friends, God has chosen you to be his holy people. So think about Jesus, the one we call our apostle and high priest! 2Jesus was faithful to God, who appointed him, just as Moses was faithful in serving all of a] God's people. 3But Jesus deserves more honor than Moses, just as the builder of a house deserves more honor than the house. 4Of course, every house is built by someone, and God is really the one who built everything. 5Moses was a faithful servant and told God's people what would be said in the future. 6But Christ is the Son in charge of God's people. And we are those people, if we keep on being brave and don't lose hope.   
A Rest for God's People
 7It is just as the Holy Spirit says,
   "If you hear God's voice today,
    8don't be stubborn!
   Don't rebel like those people
   who were tested
   in the desert.
    9For forty years your ancestors
   tested God
   and saw
   the things he did.
    10"Then God got tired of them
   and said,
   `You people never
   show good sense,
   and you don't understand
   what I want you to do.'
    11God became angry
   and told the people,
   `You will never enter
   my place of rest!' "
    12My friends, watch out! Don't let evil thoughts or doubts make any of you turn from the living God. 13You must encourage one another each day. And you must keep on while there is still a time that can be called "today." If you don't, then sin may fool some of you and make you stubborn. 14We were sure about Christ when we first became his people. So let's hold tightly to our faith until the end. 15The Scriptures say,
   "If you hear his voice today,
   don't be stubborn
   like those who rebelled."
    16Who were those people that heard God's voice and rebelled? Weren't they the same ones that came out of Egypt with Moses? 17Who were the people that made God angry for forty years? Weren't they the ones that sinned and died in the desert? 18And who did God say would never enter his place of rest? Weren't they the ones that disobeyed him? 19We see that those people did not enter the place of rest because they did not have faith.
   
Footnotes:
  1. Hebrews 3:2 all of: Some manuscripts do not have these words.

Psalm 104:1-23 (Contemporary English Version)


Psalm 104

The LORD Takes Care of His Creation
 1I praise you, LORD God,
   with all my heart.
   You are glorious and majestic,
   dressed in royal robes
    2and surrounded by light.
   You spread out the sky
   like a tent,
    3and you built your home
   over the mighty ocean.
   The clouds are your chariot
   with the wind as its wings.
    4The winds are your messengers,
   and flames of fire
   are your servants.
    5You built foundations
   for the earth,
   and it
   will never be shaken.
    6You covered the earth
   with the ocean
   that rose
   above the mountains.
    7Then your voice thundered!
   And the water flowed
    8down the mountains
   and through the valleys
   to the place you prepared.
    9Now you have set boundaries,
   so that the water will never
   flood the earth again.
    10You provide streams of water
   in the hills and valleys,
    11so that the donkeys
   and other wild animals
   can satisfy their thirst.
    12Birds build their nests nearby
   and sing in the trees.
    13From your home above
   you send rain on the hills
   and water the earth.
    14You let the earth produce
   grass for cattle,
   plants for our food,
    15wine to cheer us up,
   olive oil for our skin,
   and grain for our health.
    16Our LORD, your trees
   always have water,
   and so do the cedars
   you planted in Lebanon.
    17Birds nest in those trees,
   and storks make their home
   in the fir trees.
    18Wild goats find a home
   in the tall mountains,
   and small animals can hide
   between the rocks.
    19You created the moon
   to tell us the seasons.
   The sun knows when to set,
    20and you made the darkness,
   so the animals in the forest
   could come out at night.
    21Lions roar as they hunt
   for the food you provide.
    22But when morning comes,
   they return to their dens,
    23then we go out to work
   until the end of day.

Proverbs 26:24-26 (Contemporary English Version)


24The pleasant talk
   of an enemy
   hides more evil plans
    25than can be counted--
   so don't believe a word!
    26Everyone will see through
   those evil plans.


Verse of the Day

“My prayer is that light will flood your hearts and that you will understand the hope that was given to you when God chose you. Then you will discover the glorious blessings that will be yours together with all of God's people.” - Ephesians 1:18
Today's passage is from the Contemporary English Version.


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Thought for the Day

Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist, and essayist in the Yiddish language who settled in the United States, Sholem Asch wrote, “The lash may force men to physical labor, it cannot force them to spiritual creativity.”

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A Joke for Today

A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on.

One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!"

After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was examining his own damage. The police officer asked, "That old lady says that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road. Why not?

In exasperation, the man turns from his smashed car and says, "Officer, I would have been HAPPY to give her half of the road --- if she had just let me know WHICH half she wanted!!!!"