Read the Bible in a Year

Each day, we'll post passages so that you can read the Bible in one year. This is part of The Colossians 13:16 Project, sponsored by Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia. You're invited to worship with us Sundays, at 11:00 a.m. or Saturdays, at 6:30 p.m. You may also want to consider joining one our adult Bible Studies: Thursdays at 12:00 noon and Sundays at 9:30 a.m. and 10:00 a.m. We also have a full range of programs for children. If you want more information about the church, check out the other blogs. And please feel free to leave any comments.

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

A Thought from the Word



A brief thought based on 1 John 3:18 - Children, you show love for others by truly helping them, and not merely by talking about it.

Bible Readings for February 28, 2019

Today our passages are Leviticus 22:17–23:44; Mark 9:30–10:12; Psalm 44:1-8; and Proverbs 10:19. The readings are the Contemporary English VersionIf you find these readings helpful, please consider sending an offering directly to Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia or through PayPal by using the link below.
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Leviticus 22:17-23:44 (Contemporary English Version)

Acceptable Sacrifices
 17The LORD told Moses 18to tell Aaron and his sons and everyone else the rules for offering sacrifices. He said:    The animals that are to be completely burned on the altar 19-20must have nothing wrong with them, or else I won't accept them. Bulls or rams or goats [a] are the animals to be used for these sacrifices. 21When you offer a sacrifice to ask my blessing, [b] there must be nothing wrong with the animal. This is true, whether the sacrifice is part of a promise or something you do voluntarily. 22Don't offer an animal that is blind or injured or that has an infection or a skin disease. 23If one of your cattle or lambs has a leg that is longer or shorter than the others, you may offer it voluntarily, but not as part of a promise. 24As long as you live in this land, don't offer an animal with injured testicles. 25And don't bring me animals you bought from a foreigner. I won't accept them, because they are no better than one that has something wrong with it. 26The LORD told Moses to say:
    27Newborn cattle, sheep, or goats must remain with their mothers for seven days, but on the eighth day, you may send them up in smoke to me, and I will accept the offering. 28Don't sacrifice a newborn animal and its mother on the same day.
    29When you offer a sacrifice to give thanks [c] to me, you must do it in a way that is acceptable. 30Eat all of the meat that same day and don't save any for the next day. I am the LORD your God! 31Obey my laws and teachings--I am the LORD. 32-33I demand respect from the people of Israel, so don't disgrace my holy name. Remember--I am the one who chose you to be priests and rescued all of you from Egypt, so that I would be your LORD.
    

Leviticus 23

Religious Festivals
 1The LORD told Moses 2to say to the community of Israel:    I have chosen certain times for you to come together and worship me.
    3You have six days when you can do your work, but the seventh day of each week is holy because it belongs to me. No matter where you live, you must rest on the Sabbath and come together for worship. This law will never change.
   The LORD said: 
    
Passover and the Festival of Thin Bread
(Numbers 28.16-25)
 4-5Passover is another time when you must come together to worship me, and it must be celebrated on the evening of the fourteenth day of the first month [d] of each year. 6The Festival of Thin Bread begins on the fifteenth day of that same month; it lasts seven days, and during this time you must honor me by eating bread made without yeast. 7On the first day of this festival you must rest from your work and come together for worship. 8Each day of this festival you must offer sacrifices. Then on the final day you must once again rest from your work and come together for worship.     
Offering the First Part of the Harvest
 9The LORD told Moses 10to say to the community of Israel:    After you enter the land I am giving you, the first bundle of wheat from each crop must be given to me. So bring it to a priest 11on the day after the Sabbath. He will lift it up [e] in dedication to me, and I will accept you. 12You must also offer a sacrifice to please me. [f] So bring the priest a one-year-old lamb that has nothing wrong with it 13and four pounds of your finest flour mixed with olive oil. Then he will place these on the bronze altar and send them up in smoke with a smell that pleases me. Together with these, you must bring a quart of wine as a drink offering. 14I am your God, and I forbid you to eat any new grain or anything made from it until you have brought these offerings. This law will never change. The LORD said: 
    
The Harvest Festival
(Numbers 28.26-31)
 15Seven weeks after you offer this bundle of grain, each family must bring another offering of new grain. 16Do this exactly fifty days later, which is the day following the seventh Sabbath. 17Bring two loaves of bread to be lifted up [g] in dedication to me. Each loaf is to be made with yeast and with four pounds of the finest flour from the first part of your harvest. 18At this same time, the entire community of Israel must bring seven lambs that are a year old, a young bull, and two rams. These animals must have nothing wrong with them, and they must be offered as a sacrifice to please me. [h] You must also offer the proper grain and wine sacrifices with each animal. [i] 19Offer a goat [j] as a sacrifice for sin, and two rams a year old as a sacrifice to ask my blessing. [k] 20The priest will lift up [l] the rams together with the bread in dedication to me. These offerings are holy and are my gift to the priest. 21This is a day of celebration and worship, a time of rest from your work. You and your descendants must obey this law. 22When you harvest your grain, always leave some of it standing around the edges of your fields and don't pick up what falls on the ground. Leave it for the poor and for those foreigners who live among you. I am the LORD your God!     
The Festival of Trumpets
(Numbers 29.1-6)
 23The LORD told Moses 24-25to say to the people of Israel:    The first day of the seventh month [m] must be a day of complete rest. Then at the sound of the trumpets, you will come together to worship and to offer sacrifices on the altar. 
The Great Day of Forgiveness
(Numbers 29.7-11)
 26The LORD God said to Moses:     27The tenth day of the seventh month [n] is the Great Day of Forgiveness. [o] It is a solemn day of worship; everyone must go without eating to show sorrow for their sins, and sacrifices must be burned. 28No one is to work on that day--it is the Great Day of Forgiveness, when sacrifices will be offered to me, so that I will forgive your sins. 29I will destroy anyone who refuses to go without eating. 30-31None of my people are ever to do any work on that day--not now or in the future. And I will wipe out those who do! 32This is a time of complete rest just like the Sabbath, and everyone must go without eating from the evening of the ninth to the evening of the tenth. 
The Festival of Shelters
(Numbers 29.12-40)
 33The LORD told Moses 34to say to the community of Israel:    Beginning on the fifteenth day of the seventh month, [p]and continuing for seven days, everyone must celebrate the Festival of Shelters in honor of me. 35No one is to do any work on the first day of the festival--it is a time when everyone must come together for worship. 36For seven days, sacrifices must be offered on the altar. The eighth day is also to be a day of complete rest, as well as a time of offering sacrifices on the altar and of coming together for worship. 37I have chosen these festivals as times when my people must come together for worship and when animals, grain, and wine are to be offered on the proper days. 38These festivals must be celebrated in addition to the Sabbaths and the times when you offer special gifts or sacrifices to keep a promise or as a voluntary offering.
    39Remember to begin the Festival of Shelters on the fifteenth day of the seventh month after you have harvested your crops. Celebrate this festival for seven days in honor of me and don't do any work on the first day or on the day following the festival. 40Pick the best fruit from your trees [q] and cut leafy branches to use during the time of this joyous celebration in my honor. 41I command you and all of your descendants to celebrate this festival during the seventh month of each year. 42For seven days every Israelite must live in a shelter, 43so future generations will know that I made their ancestors live in shelters when I brought them out of Egypt. I am the LORD your God. 44This is how Moses instructed the people of Israel to celebrate the LORD's festivals.
    
Footnotes:
  1. Leviticus 22:19 goats: See the note at 1.1-3.
  2. Leviticus 22:21 sacrifice to ask my blessing: See the note at 3.1.
  3. Leviticus 22:29 sacrifice to give thanks: See 7.12.
  4. Leviticus 23:4 first month: Abib (also called Nisan), the first month of the Hebrew calendar, from about mid-March to mid-April.
  5. Leviticus 23:11 lift it up: See the note at 7.29,30.
  6. Leviticus 23:12 sacrifice to please me: See the note at 1.1-3.
  7. Leviticus 23:17 lifted up: See the note at 7.29,30.
  8. Leviticus 23:18 sacrifice to please me: See the note at 1.1-3.
  9. Leviticus 23:18 proper grain. . . animal: See Numbers 15.1-16.
  10. Leviticus 23:19 goat: See the note at 1.1-3.
  11. Leviticus 23:19 sacrifice to ask my blessing: See the note at 3.1.
  12. Leviticus 23:20 lift up: See the note at 7.29,30.
  13. Leviticus 23:24 seventh month: See the note at 16.29.
  14. Leviticus 23:27 seventh month: See the note at 16.29.
  15. Leviticus 23:27 Great Day of Forgiveness: See the note at 16.34.
  16. Leviticus 23:34 seventh month: See the note at 16.29.
  17. Leviticus 23:40 best fruit from your trees: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text.

Mark 9:30-10:12 (Contemporary English Version)

Jesus Again Speaks about His Death
(Matthew 17.22,23; Luke 9.43b-45)
 30Jesus left with his disciples and started through Galilee. He did not want anyone to know about it, 31because he was teaching the disciples that the Son of Man would be handed over to people who would kill him. But three days later he would rise to life. 32The disciples did not understand what Jesus meant, and they were afraid to ask.     
Who Is the Greatest?
(Matthew 18.1-5; Luke 9.46-48)
 33Jesus and his disciples went to his home in Capernaum. After they were inside the house, Jesus asked them, "What were you arguing about along the way?" 34They had been arguing about which one of them was the greatest, and so they did not answer.     35After Jesus sat down and told the twelve disciples to gather around him, he said, "If you want the place of honor, you must become a slave and serve others!"
    36Then Jesus had a child stand near him. He put his arm around the child and said, 37"When you welcome even a child because of me, you welcome me. And when you welcome me, you welcome the one who sent me."     
For or against Jesus
(Luke 9.49,50)
 38John said, "Teacher, we saw a man using your name to force demons out of people. But he wasn't one of us, and we told him to stop."     39Jesus said to his disciples:
   Don't stop him! No one who works miracles in my name will soon turn and say something bad about me. 40Anyone who isn't against us is for us. 41And anyone who gives you a cup of water in my name, just because you belong to me, will surely be rewarded. 
Temptations To Sin
(Matthew 18.6-9; Luke 17.1,2)
 42It will be terrible for people who cause even one of my little followers to sin. Those people would be better off thrown into the ocean with a heavy stone tied around their necks. 43-44So if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off! You would be better off to go into life crippled than to have two hands and be thrown into the fires of hell that never go out. [a] 45-46If your foot causes you to sin, chop it off. You would be better off to go into life lame than to have two feet and be thrown into hell. [b] 47If your eye causes you to sin, get rid of it. You would be better off to go into God's kingdom with only one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell. 48The worms there never die, and the fire never stops burning.     49Everyone must be salted with fire. [c]
    50Salt is good. But if it no longer tastes like salt, how can it be made salty again? Have salt among you and live at peace with each other. [d]
    

Mark 10

Teaching about Divorce
(Matthew 19.1-12; Luke 16.18)
 1After Jesus left, he went to Judea and then on to the other side of the Jordan River. Once again large crowds came to him, and as usual, he taught them.     2Some Pharisees wanted to test Jesus. So they came up to him and asked if it was right for a man to divorce his wife. 3Jesus asked them, "What does the Law of Moses say about that?"
    4They answered, "Moses allows a man to write out divorce papers and send his wife away."
    5Jesus replied, "Moses gave you this law because you are so heartless. 6But in the beginning God made a man and a woman. 7That's why a man leaves his father and mother and gets married. 8He becomes like one person with his wife. Then they are no longer two people, but one. 9And no one should separate a couple that God has joined together."
    10When Jesus and his disciples were back in the house, they asked him about what he had said. 11He told them, "A man who divorces his wife and marries someone else is unfaithful to his wife. 12A woman who divorces her husband [e]and marries again is also unfaithful."
    
Footnotes:
  1. Mark 9:43 never go out: Some manuscripts add, "The worms there never die, and the fire never stops burning."
  2. Mark 9:45 thrown into hell: Some manuscripts add, "The worms there never die, and the fire never stops burning."
  3. Mark 9:49 salted with fire: Some manuscripts add "and every sacrifice will be seasoned with salt." The verse may mean that Christ's followers must suffer because of their faith.
  4. Mark 9:50 Have salt among you and live at peace with each other: This may mean that when Christ's followers have to suffer because of their faith, they must still try to live at peace with each other.
  5. Mark 10:12 A woman who divorces her husband: Roman law let a woman divorce her husband, but Jewish law did not let a woman do this.

Psalm 44:1-8 (Contemporary English Version)


Psalm 44

(A special psalm for the people of Korah and for the music leader.)
A Prayer for Help
 1Our God, our ancestors told us    what wonders you worked
   and we listened carefully.
    2You chased off the nations
   by causing them trouble
   with your powerful arm.
   Then you let our ancestors
   take over their land.
    3Their strength and weapons
   were not
   what won the land
   and gave them victory!
   You loved them and fought
   with your powerful arm
   and your shining glory.
    4You are my God and King,
   and you give victory [a] to the people of Jacob.
    5By your great power,
   we knocked our enemies down
   and stomped on them.
    6I don't depend on my arrows
   or my sword to save me.
    7But you saved us
   from our hateful enemies,
   and you put them to shame.
    8We boast about you, our God,
   and we are always grateful.
    
Footnotes:
  1. Psalm 44:4 and. . . victory: One ancient translation; Hebrew " please give victory."

Proverbs 10:19 (Contemporary English Version)


19You will say the wrong thing
   if you talk too much--
   so be sensible and watch
   what you say.

Verse of the Day

“God's Spirit doesn't make cowards out of us. The Spirit gives us power, love, and self-control.” - 2 Timothy 1:7 
Today's passage is from the Contemporary English Version.


Image result for marcel pagnolThought for the Day

French novelist, playwright, and filmmaker, Marcel Pagnol wrote, “The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.”


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A Joke for Today

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead!" Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. 

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" 

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

The Lectionary Passages for Sunday, March 3, 2019 (Transfiguration of the Lord)

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Bible Talk: The Lectionary Passages for Sunday, March 3, 2019 ...: Below are NRSV translations of the lessons from the Old Testament ( Exodus 34:29-35 ), the Psalms ( Psalm 99 ), the Letters ( 2 Corinthians ...

Bible Readings for February 27, 2019

Today our passages are Leviticus 20:22–22:16; Mark 9:1-29; Psalm 43:1-5; and Proverbs 10:18. The readings are the Contemporary English VersionIf you find these readings helpful, please consider sending an offering directly to Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia or through PayPal by using the link below.
 
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Leviticus 20:22-22:16 (Contemporary English Version)


22Obey my laws and teachings. Or else the land I am giving you will become sick of you and throw you out. 23The nations I am chasing out did these disgusting things, and I hated them for it, so don't follow their example. 24I am the LORD your God, and I have promised you their land that is rich with milk and honey. I have chosen you to be different from other people. 25That's why you must make a difference between animals and birds that I have said are clean and unclean ] --this will keep you from becoming disgusting to me. 26I am the LORD, the holy God. You have been chosen to be my people, and so you must be holy too. 27If you claim to receive messages from the dead, you will be put to death by stoning, just as you deserve.
   

Leviticus 21

Instructions for Priests
 1The LORD gave Moses these instructions for Aaron's sons, the priests:
   Touching a dead body will make you unclean. So don't go near a dead relative, 2except your mother, father, son, daughter, brother, 3or an unmarried sister, who has no husband to take care of her. 4Don't make yourself unclean by attending the funeral of someone related to you by marriage. ] 5Don't shave any part of your head or trim your beard or cut yourself to show that you are mourning. 6I am the LORD your God, and I have chosen you alone to offer sacrifices of food to me on the altar. That's why you must keep yourselves holy. 7Don't marry a divorced woman or a woman who has served as a temple prostitute. You are holy,8because I am holy. And so, you must be treated with proper respect, since you offer food sacrifices to me, the God of holiness. 9If any of you priests has a daughter who disgraces you by serving as a temple prostitute, she must be burned to death.
    10If you are the high priest, you must not mess up your hair or tear your clothes in order to mourn for the dead. 11Don't make yourself unclean by going near a dead body, not even that of your own father or mother. 12If you leave the sacred place to attend a funeral, both you and the sacred place become unclean, because you are the high priest.
    13If you are the high priest, you must marry only a virgin 14from your own tribe. Don't marry a divorced woman or any other woman who has already had sex, including a temple prostitute. 15In this way, your descendants will be qualified to serve me. Remember--I am the LORD, and I have chosen you.
    16The LORD told Moses 17-18to say to Aaron:
   No descendant of yours can ever serve as my priest if he is blind or lame, if his face is disfigured, if one leg is shorter than the other, 19if either a foot or a hand is crippled, 20if he is a hunchback or a dwarf, if an eye or his skin is diseased, or if his testicles have been damaged. 21These men may not serve as my priests and burn sacrifices to me. 22They may eat the food offerings presented to me, 23but they may not enter the sacred place or serve me at the altar. Remember--I am the LORD, the one who makes a priest holy.
    24Moses told all of this to Aaron, his sons, and the people of Israel.
   

Leviticus 22

The Offerings Are Holy
 1The LORD told Moses 2to say to Aaron and his sons:
   I am the LORD God, and I demand that you honor my holy name by showing proper respect for the offerings brought to me by the people of Israel. 3If any of you are unclean when you accept an offering for me, I will no longer let you serve as a priest. 4None of you may take part in the sacred meals while you have a skin disease or an infected penis, or after you have been near a dead body or have had a flow of semen, 5or if you have touched an unclean creature of any sort, including an unclean person. 6-7Once you are unclean, you must take a bath, but you still cannot eat any of the sacred food until evening. 8I command you not to eat anything that is killed by a wild animal or dies a natural death. This would make you unclean. 9Obey me, or you will die on duty for disgracing the place of worship. Remember--I am the LORD, the one who makes a priest holy.
    10Only you priests and your families may eat the food offerings; these are too sacred for any of your servants. 11However, any slave that you own, including those born into your household, may eat this food. 12If your daughter marries someone who isn't a priest, she can no longer have any of this food. 13But if she returns to your home, either widowed or divorced, and has no children, she may join in the meal. Only members of a priestly family can eat this food, 14and anyone else who accidentally does so, must pay for the food plus a fine of twenty percent.
    15I warn you not to treat lightly the offerings that are brought by the people of Israel. 16Don't let them become guilty of eating this sacred food. Remember--I am the LORD, the one who makes these offerings holy.
   
Footnotes:
  1. Leviticus 20:25 clean and unclean: See the note at 11.4-8.
  2. Leviticus 21:4 marriage: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text of verse 4.

Mark 9:1-29 (Contemporary English Version)


Mark 9


 1I can assure you that some of the people standing here will not die before they see God's kingdom come with power.
   
The True Glory of Jesus
(Matthew 17.1-13; Luke 9.28-36)
 2Six days later Jesus took Peter, James, and John with him. They went up on a high mountain, where they could be alone. There in front of the disciples, Jesus was completely changed. 3And his clothes became much whiter than any bleach on earth could make them. 4Then Moses and Elijah were there talking with Jesus.
    5Peter said to Jesus, "Teacher, it is good for us to be here! Let us make three shelters, one for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah." 6But Peter and the others were terribly frightened, and he did not know what he was talking about.
    7The shadow of a cloud passed over and covered them. From the cloud a voice said, "This is my Son, and I love him. Listen to what he says!" 8At once the disciples looked around, but they saw only Jesus.
    9As Jesus and his disciples were coming down the mountain, he told them not to say a word about what they had seen, until the Son of Man had been raised from death. 10So they kept it to themselves. But they wondered what he meant by the words "raised from death."
    11The disciples asked Jesus, "Don't the teachers of the Law of Moses say that Elijah must come before the Messiah does?"
    12Jesus answered:
   Elijah certainly will come ] to get everything ready. But don't the Scriptures also say that the Son of Man must suffer terribly and be rejected? 13I can assure you that Elijah has already come. And people treated him just as they wanted to, as the Scriptures say they would.   
Jesus Heals a Boy
(Matthew 17.14-20; Luke 9.37-43a)
 14When Jesus and his three disciples came back down, they saw a large crowd around the other disciples. The teachers of the Law of Moses were arguing with them.
    15The crowd was really surprised to see Jesus, and everyone hurried over to greet him.
    16Jesus asked, "What are you arguing about?"
    17Someone from the crowd answered, "Teacher, I brought my son to you. A demon keeps him from talking. 18Whenever the demon attacks my son, it throws him to the ground and makes him foam at the mouth and grit his teeth in pain. Then he becomes stiff. I asked your disciples to force out the demon, but they couldn't do it."
    19Jesus said, "You people don't have any faith! How much longer must I be with you? Why do I have to put up with you? Bring the boy to me."
    20They brought the boy, and as soon as the demon saw Jesus, it made the boy shake all over. He fell down and began rolling on the ground and foaming at the mouth.
    21Jesus asked the boy's father, "How long has he been like this?"
   The man answered, "Ever since he was a child. 22The demon has often tried to kill him by throwing him into a fire or into water. Please have pity and help us if you can!"
    23Jesus replied, "Why do you say `if you can'? Anything is possible for someone who has faith!"
    24Right away the boy's father shouted, "I do have faith! Please help me to have even more."
    25When Jesus saw that a crowd was gathering fast, he spoke sternly to the evil spirit that had kept the boy from speaking or hearing. He said, "I order you to come out of the boy! Don't ever bother him again."
    26The spirit screamed and made the boy shake all over. Then it went out of him. The boy looked dead, and almost everyone said he was. 27But Jesus took hold of his hand and helped him stand up.
    28After Jesus and the disciples had gone back home and were alone, they asked him, "Why couldn't we force out that demon?"
    29Jesus answered, "Only prayer can force out that kind of demon."
   
Footnotes:
  1. Mark 9:12 Elijah certainly will come: See the note at 6.15.

Psalm 43:1-5 (Contemporary English Version)


Psalm 43

A Prayer in Times of Trouble
 1Show that I am right, God!
   Defend me against everyone
   who doesn't know you;
   rescue me from each
   of those deceitful liars.
    2I run to you
   for protection.
   Why have you turned me away?
   Why must enemies mistreat me
   and make me sad?
    3Send your light and your truth
   to guide me.
   Let them lead me to your house
   on your sacred mountain.
    4Then I will worship
   at your altar
   because you
   make me joyful.
   You are my God,
   and I will praise you.
   Yes, I will praise you
   as I play my harp.
    5Why am I discouraged?
   Why am I restless?
   I trust you!
   And I will praise you again
   because you help me,
   and you are my God.

Proverbs 10:18 (Contemporary English Version)


18You can hide your hatred
   by telling lies,
   but you are a fool
   to spread lies.

Verse of the Day

“Children, you show love for others by truly helping them, and not merely by talking about it.” - 1 John 3:18
Today's passage is from the Contemporary English Version.


Image result for Arthur M. Schlesinger, srThought for the Day

American historian who taught at Harvard University, pioneering social history and urban history, Arthur M. Schlesinger, Sr. wrote, “Expelled from individual consciousness by the rush of change, history finds its revenge by stamping the collective unconsciousness with habits and values.”

Image result for wife's birthday jokesA Joke for Today

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed , "I meant my dress size!"

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Bible Readings for February 26, 2019

Today our passages are Leviticus 19:1–20:21; Mark 8:11-38; Psalm 42:1-11; and Proverbs 10:17 The readings are the Contemporary English VersionIf you find these readings helpful, please consider sending an offering directly to Cove Presbyterian Church, 3404 Main Street, Weirton, West Virginia or through PayPal by using the link below.
 
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Leviticus 19-20:21 (Contemporary English Version)


Leviticus 19

Moral and Religious Laws
 1The LORD told Moses 2to say to the community of Israel:
   I am the LORD your God. I am holy, and you must be holy too! 3-4Respect your father and your mother, honor the Sabbath, and don't make idols or images. I am the LORD your God.
    5When you offer a sacrifice to ask my blessing, a] be sure to follow my instructions. 6You may eat the meat either on the day of the sacrifice or on the next day, but you must burn anything left until the third day. 7If you eat any of it on the third day, the sacrifice will be disgusting to me, and I will reject it. 8In fact, you will be punished for not respecting what I say is holy, and you will no longer belong to the community of Israel. 9When you harvest your grain, always leave some of it standing along the edges of your fields and don't pick up what falls on the ground. 10Don't strip your grapevines clean or gather the grapes that fall off the vines. Leave them for the poor and for those foreigners who live among you. I am the LORD your God.
    11Do not steal or tell lies or cheat others.
    12Do not misuse my name by making promises you don't intend to keep. I am the LORD your God.
    13Do not steal anything or cheat anyone, and don't fail to pay your workers at the end of each day. b] 14I am the LORD your God, and I command you not to make fun of the deaf or to cause a blind person to stumble.
    15Be fair, no matter who is on trial--don't favor either the poor or the rich.
    16Don't be a gossip, but never hesitate to speak up in court, especially if your testimony can save someone's life. c] 17Don't hold grudges. On the other hand, it's wrong not to correct someone who needs correcting. 18Stop being angry and don't try to take revenge. I am the LORD, and I command you to love others as much as you love yourself.
    19Breed your livestock animals only with animals of the same kind, and don't plant two kinds of seed in the same field or wear clothes made of different kinds of material.
    20If a man has sex with a slave woman who is promised in marriage to someone else, he must pay a fine, but they are not to be put to death. After all, she was still a slave at the time. d] 21-22The man must bring a ram to the entrance of the sacred tent and give it to a priest, who will then offer it as a sacrifice to me, so the man's sins will be forgiven. 23After you enter the land, you will plant fruit trees, but you are not to eat any of their fruit for the first three years. 24In the fourth year the fruit must be set apart, as an expression of thanks 25to me, the LORD God. Do this, and in the fifth year, those trees will produce an abundant harvest of fruit for you to eat.
    26Don't eat the blood of any animal.
   Don't practice any kind of witchcraft.
    27-28I forbid you to shave any part of your head or beard or to cut and tattoo yourself as a way of worshiping the dead.
    29Don't let your daughters serve as temple prostitutes--this would bring disgrace both to them and the land.
    30I command you to respect the Sabbath and the place where I am worshiped.
    31Don't make yourselves disgusting to me by going to people who claim they can talk to the dead.
    32I command you to show respect for older people and to obey me with fear and trembling.
    33Don't mistreat any foreigners who live in your land. 34Instead, treat them as well as you treat citizens and love them as much as you love yourself. Remember, you were once foreigners in the land of Egypt. I am the LORD your God.
    35-36Use honest scales and don't cheat when you weigh or measure anything.
   I am the LORD your God. I rescued you from Egypt, 37and I command you to obey my laws.
   

Leviticus 20

Penalties for Disobeying God's Laws
 1The LORD told Moses 2to say to the community of Israel:
   Death by stoning is the penalty for any citizens or foreigners in the country who sacrifice their children to the god Molech. 3They have disgraced both the place where I am worshiped and my holy name, and so I will turn against them and no longer let them belong to my people. 4Some of you may let them get away with human sacrifice, 5but not me. If any of you worship Molech, I will turn against you and your entire family, and I will no longer let you belong to my people.
    6I will be your enemy if you go to someone who claims to speak with the dead, and I will destroy you from among my people. 7Dedicate yourselves to me and be holy because I am the LORD your God. 8I have chosen you as my people, and I expect you to obey my laws.
    9If you curse your father or mother, you will be put to death, and it will be your own fault.
    10If any of you men have sex with another man's wife, both you and the woman will be put to death.
    11Having sex with one of your father's wives disgraces him. So both you and the woman will be put to death, just as you deserve. 12It isn't natural to have sex with your daughter-in-law, and both of you will be put to death, just as you deserve. 13It's disgusting for men to have sex with one another, and those who do will be put to death, just as they deserve. 14It isn't natural for a man to marry both a mother and her daughter, and so all three of them will be burned to death. 15-16If any of you have sex with an animal, both you and the animal will be put to death, just as you deserve.
    17If you marry one of your sisters, you will be punished, and the two of you will be disgraced by being openly forced out of the community. 18If you have sex with a woman during her monthly period, both you and the woman will be cut off from the people of Israel. 19The sisters of your father and mother are your own relatives, and you will be punished for having sex with any of them. 20If you have sex with your uncle's wife, neither you nor she will ever have any children. 21And if you marry your sister-in-law, neither of you will ever have any children. e]
Footnotes:
  1. Leviticus 19:5 sacrifice. . . to ask my blessing: See the note at 3.1.
  2. Leviticus 19:13 to pay. . . end of each day: Day laborers needed their wages to buy food for their evening meal, which was the main meal of the day.
  3. Leviticus 19:16 but never. . . someone's life: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text.
  4. Leviticus 19:20 time: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text of verse 20.
  5. Leviticus 20:21 And. . . children: According to Deuteronomy 25.5,6 a man was supposed to marry his brother's widow if his brother had died without having children. Otherwise, such marriages were forbidden (see also Matthew 22.23-33; Mark 12.18-27; Luke 20.27-40).

Mark 8:11-38 (Contemporary English Version)

A Sign from Heaven
(Matthew 16.1-4)
 11The Pharisees came out and started an argument with Jesus. They wanted to test him by asking for a sign from heaven. 12Jesus groaned and said, "Why are you always looking for a sign? I can promise you that you will not be given one!" 13Then he left them. He again got into a boat and crossed over to the other side of the lake.
   
The Yeast of the Pharisees and of Herod
(Matthew 16.5-12)
 14The disciples had forgotten to bring any bread, and they had only one loaf with them in the boat. 15Jesus warned them, "Watch out! Guard against the yeast of the Pharisees and of Herod." a]
    16The disciples talked this over and said to each other, "He must be saying this because we don't have any bread."
    17Jesus knew what they were thinking and asked, "Why are you talking about not having any bread? Don't you understand? Are your minds still closed? 18Are your eyes blind and your ears deaf? Don't you remember 19how many baskets of leftovers you picked up when I fed those five thousand people with only five small loaves of bread?"
   "Yes," the disciples answered. "There were twelve baskets."
    20Jesus then asked, "And how many baskets of leftovers did you pick up when I broke seven small loaves of bread for those four thousand people?"
   "Seven," they answered.
    21"Don't you know what I am talking about by now?" Jesus asked.
   
Jesus Heals a Blind Man at Bethsaida
 22As Jesus and his disciples were going into Bethsaida, some people brought a blind man to him and begged him to touch the man. 23Jesus took him by the hand and led him out of the village, where he spit into the man's eyes. He placed his hands on the blind man and asked him if he could see anything. 24The man looked up and said, "I see people, but they look like trees walking around."
    25Once again Jesus placed his hands on the man's eyes, and this time the man stared. His eyes were healed, and he saw everything clearly. 26Jesus said to him, "You may return home now, but don't go into the village."
   
Who Is Jesus?
(Matthew 16.13-20; Luke 9.18-21)
 27Jesus and his disciples went to the villages near the town of Caesarea Philippi. As they were walking along, he asked them, "What do people say about me?"
    28The disciples answered, "Some say you are John the Baptist or maybe Elijah. b] Others say you are one of the prophets."
    29Then Jesus asked them, "But who do you say I am?"
   "You are the Messiah!" Peter replied.
    30Jesus warned the disciples not to tell anyone about him.
   
Jesus Speaks about His Suffering and Death
(Matthew 16.21-28; Luke 9.22-27)
 31Jesus began telling his disciples what would happen to him. He said, "The nation's leaders, the chief priests, and the teachers of the Law of Moses will make the Son of Man suffer terribly. He will be rejected and killed, but three days later he will rise to life." 32Then Jesus explained clearly what he meant.
   Peter took Jesus aside and told him to stop talking like that. 33But when Jesus turned and saw the disciples, he corrected Peter. He said to him, "Satan, get away from me! You are thinking like everyone else and not like God."
    34Jesus then told the crowd and the disciples to come closer, and he said:
   If any of you want to be my followers, you must forget about yourself. You must take up your cross and follow me. 35If you want to save your life, c] you will destroy it. But if you give up your life for me and for the good news, you will save it. 36What will you gain, if you own the whole world but destroy yourself? 37What could you give to get back your soul?
    38Don't be ashamed of me and my message among these unfaithful and sinful people! If you are, the Son of Man will be ashamed of you when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.
   
Footnotes:
  1. Mark 8:15 Herod: Herod Antipas, the son of Herod the Great.
  2. Mark 8:28 Elijah: See the note at 6.15.
  3. Mark 8:35 life: In verses 35-37 the same Greek word is translated "life," "yourself," and "soul."

Psalm 42:1-11 (Contemporary English Version)


Psalm 42

BOOK II
(Psalms 42-72)
(A special psalm for the people of Korah and for the music leader.)
Longing for God
 1As a deer gets thirsty
   for streams of water,
   I truly am thirsty
   for you, my God.
    2In my heart, I am thirsty
   for you, the living God.
   When will I see your face?
    3Day and night my tears
   are my only food,
   as everyone keeps asking,
   "Where is your God?"
    4Sorrow floods my heart,
   when I remember
   leading the worshipers
   to your house. a] I can still hear them shout
   their joyful praises.
    5Why am I discouraged?
   Why am I restless?
   I trust you!
   And I will praise you again
   because you help me,
    6and you are my God.
   I am deeply discouraged
   as I think about you
   from where the Jordan begins
   at Mount Hermon
   and from Mount Mizar. b] 7Your vicious waves
   have swept over me
   like an angry ocean
   or a roaring waterfall.
    8Every day, you are kind,
   and at night
   you give me a song
   as my prayer to you,
   the living LORD God.
    9You are my mighty rock. c] Why have you forgotten me?
   Why must enemies mistreat me
   and make me sad?
    10Even my bones are in pain,
   while all day long
   my enemies sneer and ask,
   "Where is your God?"
    11Why am I discouraged?
   Why am I restless?
   I trust you!
   And I will praise you again
   because you help me,
   and you are my God.
   
Footnotes:
  1. Psalm 42:4 leading. . . house: One possible meaning for the difficult Hebrew text.
  2. Psalm 42:6 Mount Mizar: The location is not known.
  3. Psalm 42:9 mighty rock: See the note at 18.2.

Proverbs 10:17 (Contemporary English Version)


17Accept correction,
   and you will find life;
   reject correction,
   and you will miss the road.

Verse of the Day


God showed his love for us when he sent his only Son into the world to give us life.1 John 4:9
Today's passage is from the Contemporary English Version.

Levi Strauss 1.jpgThought for the Day

German-American businessman who founded the first company to manufacture blue jeans, Levi Strauss wrote, “We can understand, too, that natural species are chosen not because they are 'good to eat' but because they are 'good to think.'”

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A Joke for Today

One Sunday a priest announced he was passing out miniature crosses made of palm leaves. "Put this cross in the room where your family argues most," he advised. "When you look at it, the cross will remind you that God is watching."

When the parishioners were leaving church, a woman walked up to the priest, shook his hand and said, "I'll take five."